PERFECTED ART OF SURVIVAL

 *HOW TO LOCATE YOUR                     WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT   WASTING YOUR CREDIT AND TIME*

Most of the time when I attend distinctive functions I just sit alone somewhere to discern different manifestation of human guise and believe you me we humans sometimes react to issues as prompted by our intuitions, there are several instances where this can be brought to reality and the best case scenario is when a man and his wife happens to find themselves at a crowded place let's say a wedding or funeral service. 

Most episodes in this kind of scenario is that men will join their peers as women join their lady friends to brag about a few achievements made at home like how she has repressed the husband that nowadays he watches Maria with her and he even follows all the soap opera's, He even knows every cast by their names while men will be busy discussing new projects like a graduating son or daughter an almost complete real estate project or a hidden "mpango wa kando" that the wife doesn't know about etc then all over a sudden the wife goes missing with her friends and he can't locate her. I tell you my fellow Wisemen don't stress yourself calling her on phone. Just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask for her phone number and name, your wife will be standing next to you.....you will just hear "papa Emeka", let's go home😄😄 you'll be shocked by the kind of entry and the speed alone will send you a thousand messages.so next time your "mama watoto" does vanish just relax don't panic just apply my prescription and she'll be next to you in seconds✌✌

It's another way of saving your phone credit and hustle of looking up and down for her what if you get squeezed by those blessed ladies who God took his time to angle their imperfections to perfection "utaambia nini watu"😀😉